The Tax Windfall That Proves Strategy Inc. Isn't a Software Company Anymore The market reaction was predictable. On October 1st, after Strategy Inc. filed an 8-K clarifying its exe...
So GameStop is issuing a “special dividend.” Let’s just stop right there. Whenever a company, especially this company, uses a word like “special,” you should immediately check your...
You’ve been told a lie about the stock market. It’s a subtle one, woven into the very fabric of how we talk about investing. We say things like, “It’s a coin flip,” or “You win som...
So, the crypto circus is back in town. Green candles are ripping across the screen, your friend who bought Bitcoin at $108k last week is suddenly a financial guru, and every analys...
So the United States Postal Service, an organization that still thinks a “forever” stamp is a revolutionary concept, has decided to grace us with a mobile app. Let that sink in. Th...
The Great American Shell Game Let's get one thing straight. You're not "forgetting" your 401(k). You're not some absent-minded professor who can't find his car keys. The idea that...
Generated Title: Hims & Hers: Is the Market Buying a Story or a Stock? The market is a creature of narrative, but it's supposed to have a healthy respect for arithmetic. On October...
Every so often, in the chaotic symphony of the digital asset space, a clear note rings out. It’s a signal that cuts through the noise of meme coins and fleeting narratives, somethi...
I want you to hold a number in your head for a moment: one trillion dollars. Not as a valuation, not as a national debt, but as a monthly transaction volume. Now, imagine that colo...
The Two Klarnas: One for Wall Street, One for the Call Center Klarna’s IPO landed with the kind of splash FinTech founders dream about. The initial pricing at $40 per share, implyi...