YouTube TV Blackout: Are You Kidding Me? So, Disney and YouTube TV are playing chicken again? Great. Just what I needed – another freakin' streaming war to screw over the end user....
Alright, let's dissect what's happening with IREN and this supposed blockbuster deal with Microsoft. The headlines scream "blockbuster," but as any seasoned analyst knows, you gott...
Generated Title: YouTube TV Blackout? Here's How to Stick It to the Man (and Still Watch ESPN) Alright, so YouTube TV just pulled the plug on Disney channels. ABC, ESPN, FX, Nation...
Cipher Mining's $5.5 Billion Bet: Genius or Gamble? Cipher Mining (CIFR) is making headlines with a massive 15-year, $5.5 billion deal with Amazon Web Services (AWS). On the surfac...
[Generated Title]: Is This the End of the Line for Humanity? Or Just Another Tuesday in Tech? So, the robots are coming for our jobs. Again. Give me a break. Every few years, some...
Solana's SOL Plunges: Is This the End of the Bull Run, or Just a Blip? Okay, so Solana's having a bit of a "moment," huh? Down to its lowest since August? Broke the trendline? Let'...
Alright, let's get this straight. Kimberly-Clark, the folks who bring you the thrill of wiping with Cottonelle, are buying Kenvue, the Tylenol people, for nearly $50 billion? Serio...
BitMine's Ethereum Grab: Is Tom Lee's $7,000 ETH Prediction More Than Just Hype? Okay, folks, buckle up. Because what's happening right now in the crypto world feels like watching...
Hims & Hers: Still Hyped, Still Overvalued? So, Hims & Hers stock popped. Again. Color me shocked. We're talking about a company selling hair loss pills and ED meds online, and sud...
ABSOLUTE DIRECTIVE: TITLE FULFILLMENT ### [Generated Title]: Hims & Hers Q3: Growth Engine or Just Good Marketing? Alright, let's dissect Hims & Hers' Q3 performance. The headline...