Big Tech's AI "Profits" Are a Magic Trick, and We're the Suckers So, let me get this straight. Amazon and Google just conjured nearly $20 billion in "profit" out of thin air, and t...
So, Meta’s CTO, a guy named Andrew Bosworth who’s been bathing in Facebook Kool-Aid since 2006, thinks he’s cracked the code to human happiness. His grand unified theory? Treat you...
When Nvidia’s market capitalization crossed the $5 trillion threshold last October, the headlines fixated on the number. It was a staggering figure—one that led to headlines like N...
Let’s get one thing straight. If your political movement’s anthem is a 20-track, AI-generated album about property taxes, you’ve already lost the plot. I’m not even joking. Somewhe...
So Exxon Mobil had a "good" quarter. At least, that's the story they’re trying to sell. They beat Wall Street’s earnings-per-share estimates by a few pennies, and the corporate pre...
So, Apple beat earnings. The stock went up. The `aapl stock price` continues its march toward infinity, briefly kissing a $4 trillion market cap. Are we supposed to throw a parade?...
You want to see the future? Forget the crystal ball. Just open the business section. The script for the next great tech crash is being written right now, in plain sight, and nobody...
Ah, here we go again. The internet’s favorite ghost story is back for its annual haunting: the tale of the big, fat government check that’s about to magically appear in your bank a...
So, Netflix stock took a 10% nosedive. The usual suspects on Wall Street are screaming, "Buy the dip! It's just business as usual!" while the rest of us are supposed to nod along l...
You just can’t make this stuff up. On the very same day Microsoft rolls out the Brinks truck to announce it made a staggering $77.7 billion in a single quarter, its crown jewel, th...